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You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of a... by Ayn Rand

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.

Ayn Rand
humorous healing witty

A desire presupposes the possibility of action to achieve it; action presupposes a goal which is worth achieving.

Ayn Rand
goal witty inspirational

Man is a being with free will; therefore, each man is potentially good or evil, and it's up to him and only him (through his reasoning mind) to decide which he wants to be.

Ayn Rand
evil witty men
God... a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's p... by Ayn Rand

God... a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive.

Ayn Rand
religious faith witty
Individual rights are the means of subordinating society to moral... by Ayn Rand

Individual rights are the means of subordinating society to moral law.

Ayn Rand
humor witty mean

Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest.

Baltasar Gracian
credit should-have witty

When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

Barack Obama
political government witty

Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

Barack Obama
democracies-have government witty
You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's... by Barbara Bush

You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.

Barbara Bush
witty thank-you love
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intima... by Barbara Cartland

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Barbara Cartland
witty men sex

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Barbara Park
senior writing witty

The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it.

Baron de Montesquieu
coffee witty believe

He grinned. “Busted. I’m a monster. Jev is my deceptively harmless — and shockingly handsome — alter ego.” “And I’m on top of it,” she announced with witty triumph. “Is that a Freudian slip?” His bluntness caught her off guard. A self-conscious blush rose in her face.

Becca Fitzpatrick
self rose witty
If I freely may discover by Ben Jonson

If I freely may discover

Ben Jonson
witty sweet love
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. by Benjamin Disraeli

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Benjamin Disraeli
truth witty funny
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same huma... by Benjamin Disraeli

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

Benjamin Disraeli
marriage witty funny
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until... by Benjamin Disraeli

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

Benjamin Disraeli
marriage witty funny

Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants.

Benjamin Franklin
money witty happiness

The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.

Benjamin Franklin
stars witty funny
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead. by Benjamin Franklin

In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.

Benjamin Franklin
witty funny order
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