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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your heig... by Casey Stengel

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Casey Stengel
laughter witty funny
Your wits make others witty. by Catherine the Great

Your wits make others witty.

Catherine the Great
wit tongue witty
Your wit makes others witty. by Catherine the Great

Your wit makes others witty.

Catherine the Great
wit witty
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. by Cathy Guisewite

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Cathy Guisewite
humorous witty funny
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument... by Cato the Elder

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

Cato the Elder
clever witty life

I didn't like parties.I didn't know how to dance and people frightened me, especially people at parties. They attempted to be sexy and gay and witty and although they hoped they were good at it, they weren 't. They were bad at it. Their trying so hard only made it worse.

Charles Bukowski
sexy party witty

Wit in women is a jewel, which, unlike all others, borrows lustre from its setting, rather than bestows it; since nothing is so easy as to fancy a very beautiful woman extremely witty.

Charles Caleb Colton
jewels witty beautiful

Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound.

Charles Caleb Colton
sublime witty profound
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surpr... by Charles de Gaulle

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

Charles de Gaulle
trust freedom witty
The graveyards are full of indispensable men. by Charles de Gaulle

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Charles de Gaulle
leadership witty death
What do you take me for, an idiot? by Charles de Gaulle

What do you take me for, an idiot?

Charles de Gaulle
stupidity humorous witty
He would make a lovely corpse. by Charles Dickens

He would make a lovely corpse.

Charles Dickens
witty funny death
I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty ob... by Charles Grodin

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

Charles Grodin
torah dare witty

Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians.

Charles Krauthammer
trust witty country
History is not just cruel. It is witty. by Charles Krauthammer

History is not just cruel. It is witty.

Charles Krauthammer
witty
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leavi... by Charles Lamb

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb
hilarious witty funny
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another. by Charles M. Schulz

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Charles M. Schulz
worry witty cute

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Charles M. Schulz
funny-life witty lying
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. by Charles M. Schulz

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

Charles M. Schulz
witty funny people
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. by Charles M. Schulz

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Charles M. Schulz
witty inspirational funny
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