Quotes by Witty All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. Casey Stengel laughterwittyfunny Your wits make others witty. Catherine the Great wittonguewitty Your wit makes others witty. Catherine the Great witwitty Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. Cathy Guisewite humorouswittyfunny After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. Cato the Elder cleverwittylife I didn't like parties.I didn't know how to dance and people frightened me, especially people at parties. They attempted to be sexy and gay and witty and although they hoped they were good at it, they weren 't. They were bad at it. Their trying so hard only made it worse. Charles Bukowski sexypartywitty Wit in women is a jewel, which, unlike all others, borrows lustre from its setting, rather than bestows it; since nothing is so easy as to fancy a very beautiful woman extremely witty. Charles Caleb Colton jewelswittybeautiful Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. Charles Caleb Colton sublimewittyprofound Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word. Charles de Gaulle trustfreedomwitty The graveyards are full of indispensable men. Charles de Gaulle leadershipwittydeath What do you take me for, an idiot? Charles de Gaulle stupidityhumorouswitty He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens wittyfunnydeath I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah. Charles Grodin torahdarewitty Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians. Charles Krauthammer trustwittycountry History is not just cruel. It is witty. Charles Krauthammer witty I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb hilariouswittyfunny That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another. Charles M. Schulz worrywittycute Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up. Charles M. Schulz funny-lifewittylying I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. Charles M. Schulz wittyfunnypeople There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. Charles M. Schulz wittyinspirationalfunny«345678910111213»
