Quotes by Witty There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. Billy Joel peanut-butterwittysex My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty. Bipasha Basu wittyfunphilosophy Audiences always love the baddies. Especially these ones that are so witty and charming and outrageously devious - everything you're not supposed to be. I think it speaks to the basic, primal nature in us. Birgitte Hjort Sørensen speakwittythinking C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. Bjarne Stroustrup humorouswittyfunny Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Bob Dylan expectingunexpectedwitty No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties Bob Hope partywittytwo Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope funny-inspirationalwittybirthday I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. Bob Hope wittylovefunny My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one. Bob Hope wittyfathersex It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy. Bob Hope hilariouswittyfunny Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields wittylifefunny I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' Bruce Baum humorouswittyfunny I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge hurtwittyfunny Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss powerfulwittyfunny Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Jung depressionwittyfunny It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. Carl Sagan atheistwittydeath The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. Carl von Clausewitz powerfulhumorouswitty Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett wittyfunnychildren It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's okay, it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers. Caroline Dhavernas teenagewittysex My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there. Carrie Fisher funny-valentines-daywittylove«23456789101112»
