Quotes by Witty It is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved? It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both: but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved. Niccolo Machiavelli powerfulwittylove [Agatha Christie] is fond of quoting the witty wife who once said, 'an archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Nigel Dennis husbandwittyscience I appreciate my my sleep In sleep my conversation is witty My home is dusted My office work is up to date The dog is even well behaved And food is on the table on time But then when I'm asleep I don't have you to clutter and confuse My hungry heart Nikki Giovanni doghomewitty Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. Noel Coward caviarwritingwitty Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James) Nora Barnacle husbandhumorouswitty My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section. Norm Crosby wittygraduationfunny The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. Norbert Wiener mathematicalcatwitty I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry Norman Wisdom wittylifefunny People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. Ogden Nash wittyinspirationalfunny Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. Oliver Goldsmith wittyfunnylying Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. Oliver Herford drinkingwittyinspirational I'm going to show you the real New York - witty, smart, and international - like any metropolis. Tell me this: where in Europe can you find old Hungary, old Russia, old France, old Italy? In Europe you're trying to copy America, you're almost American. But here you'll find Europeans who immigrated a hundred years ago - and we haven't spoiled them. Oh, Gio! You must see why I love New York. Because the whole world's in New York. Oriana Fallaci realnew-yorkwitty Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. Oscar Ameringer wittylifeart I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away. Oscar Levant nameswittyfunny If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. Oscar Wilde wisdomwittyfunny Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you. Oscar Wilde wittywarfunny A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally. Oscar Wilde sarcasticwittyfunny A man who does not think for himself does not think at all. Oscar Wilde wittyinspirationalfunny There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde wittylifefunny Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. Oscar Wilde wittylovefunny«4142434445464748495051»
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