Quotes by Witty Hatred is blind, as well as love. Oscar Wilde wittylovefunny When you talk yourself, you think how witty, how original, how acute you are; but when another does so, you are very apt to think only - What a crib from Rochefoucauld! Ouida doewittythinking Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde being-yourselfwittyfunny A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. Oscar Wilde sarcasticwittyfunny If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. Oscar Wilde sarcasticwittyfunny When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. P. J. O'Rourke funny-inspirationalgovernmentwitty Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers. P. J. O'Rourke wittyinspirationalfunny An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. Oscar Wilde writingwittyfunny I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. Oscar Wilde wittyinspirationalfunny I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. Oscar Wilde principleswittyfunny Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde wittylifefunny I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself. Oprah Winfrey hatewittypeace Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. Oscar Wilde familytimewitty Where is it written that a smart woman can't also be stacked? Padma Lakshmi womencleverwitty I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member Oscar Wilde clubsacceptingwitty Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. P. J. O'Rourke laughterwittyfunny Never fight an inanimate object. P. J. O'Rourke wittylifefunny Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso technologywittyfunny The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. P. J. O'Rourke politicalgovernmentwitty I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited. Oscar Wilde humorouscleverwitty«4243444546474849505152»
