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If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times by Oscar Wilde

If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times

Oscar Wilde
wantwittythinking
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. by Oscar Wilde

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Oscar Wilde
sarcasticwittyfunny

Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

Oscar Wilde
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Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is one... by Oscar Wilde

Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.

Oscar Wilde
conformitywittypeople
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it.... by Oscar Wilde

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

Oscar Wilde
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Do I have an option? when asked by the press if she was "running... by Patricia Schroeder

Do I have an option? when asked by the press if she was "running as a woman."

Patricia Schroeder
ifsrunningwitty

Now it's virtually impossible to write a game that successfully provides challenge and frustration, and that's a shame. We are going to lose something that makes scientists, that makes doers, that makes hard-minded, witty, clever people, and I worry that those people aren't being made these days.

Patrick Rothfuss
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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities. by Oscar Wilde

Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

Oscar Wilde
luxurywittyfunny
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. by Paul Erdos

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Paul Erdos
coffeehumorouswitty
If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progre... by Paul Harvey

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?

Paul Harvey
humorwittyfunny
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up by Paul Keating

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up

Paul Keating
cleverrunningwitty
I wish I had the nerve not to tip. by Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Paul Lynde
wittylifefunny
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer... by Paul R. Ehrlich

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Paul R. Ehrlich
wittyinspirationalfunny
It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black. by Paul Newman

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

Paul Newman
sarcasmsarcasticwitty
A poem is never finished, only abandoned. by Paul Valery

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

Paul Valery
wittyinspirationallife

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

Paula Poundstone
cleverwittymean

Patronizing the Arts is a brilliantly nuanced assessment of why universities must become art patrons. Learning from the twentieth-century university's embrace of Big Science, Garber argues that twenty-first-century universities must rigorously devote their attention to Big Art. Provocative, witty, and layered, Patronizing the Arts cogently demonstrates the advantages for both art and the university in this new and radical alliance.

Peggy Phelan
assessmentwittyart

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!

Pericles
trustwittyinspirational

Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise.

Peter Behrens
wisewittythinking
New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in t... by Pharoahe Monch

New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty.

Pharoahe Monch
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