Quotes by Witty I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde sarcasticwittyfunny Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. Oscar Wilde wittyfriendshipfunny If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. Oscar Wilde musicwittyfunny Give me a museum and I'll fill it. Pablo Picasso powerfulhumorouswitty It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously Oscar Wilde humorwittyfunny I know not whether Laws be right, Oscar Wilde wallstrongwitty It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal. Oscar Wilde wittyinspirationalfunny I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso moneywittymen Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. Oscar Wilde wittypositivefunny Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde workwittyfunny Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. Pancho Villa militarywittyinspirational A poet can survive everything but a misprint. Oscar Wilde wittylifefunny One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing. Oscar Wilde heartwittylaughing Genius is born-not paid Oscar Wilde geniuswittyfunny It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. Oscar Wilde moneywittygraduation I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. Paris Hilton sorrywittyfunny No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. Oscar Wilde timewittybirthday I would not like to live in a world without cathedrals. I need their beauty and grandeur. I need their imperious silence. I need it against the witless bellowing of the barracks yard and the witty chatter of the yes-men. I want to hear the rustling of the organ, this deluge of ethereal notes. I need it against the shrill farce of marches. Pascal Mercier silencewittymen A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. Oscar Wilde sarcasmwittyfunny Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. Oscar Wilde wittyfunnybook«4344454647484950515253»
