Quotes by Witty People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. A. A. Milne wittyinspiringfunny Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject. A. A. Milne classwittyfunny I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. A. J. Liebling powerfulhumorouswitty Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness. A. J. P. Taylor wittywarhistory No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent. Abraham Lincoln leadershipwittymen Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln telling-the-truthwittyremember If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln powerfulwittyfunny Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile. Adelaide Hasse motivationhumorouswitty In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. Adlai E. Stevenson humorouswittyfunny Advertising in the final analysis should be news. If it is not news it is worthless. Adolph Ochs businesswisewitty It's not fundamentally different to any other genre, that action is a particular thing. Being able to do action sounds like it should be straightforward, but it really isn't. I always want the action to be witty. I don't want it to be merely routine. Adrian Hodges differentsoundwitty We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop political-willgovernmentwitty Vote early and vote often. Al Capone powerfulhumorouswitty A zebra does not change its spots. Al Gore zebrasinspirationwitty I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. Al Gore regretwittyfunny We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us? Alain de Botton falling-in-lovewittybeautiful Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King marriagewittyfunny You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. Alan King marriagewittyfunny It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money. Albert Camus spiritualwittyfunny People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion. Albert Einstein freedomwittyattitude1234567891011»
