Quotes by Witty Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. Albert Einstein wittyinspirationalfunny To obtain an assured favorable response from people, it is better to offer them something for their stomachs instead of their brains. Albert Einstein offeringwittypeople Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. Albert Einstein wittyinspirationalway It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. Albert Einstein humorouswittyinspirational The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. Albert Einstein wittymotivationalinspirational When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein girlwittyfunny The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Albert Einstein creativitycleverwitty The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge. Albert Einstein egowittyfunny If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. Albert Einstein pantswittyfunny Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole truth is maintained. But what matters is not what is witty but what is true. Albert Schweitzer long-distance-relationshipfamilywitty An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. Aldous Huxley wisdomeducationwitty One of the less vaunted joys of Austen is that she is one of the greatest writers in the English language who also happened to write witty romance novels. Women enjoy the love stories in Austen the same way men read Hemingway for the hunting and fishing: it provides guiltless pleasure. Alessandra Stanley writingwittymen Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing. Alexander Pope honestmarriagewitty So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three. Alexandre Dumas marriagewittyfunny What I need is a woman who is something, anything: either very beautiful or very kind or in the last resort very wicked; very witty or very stupid, but something. Alfred de Musset stupidwittybeautiful Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. Alfred Hitchcock smartwittyfunny If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Alice Roosevelt Longworth nicewittyfunny Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also. Alice Walker wisewittyteacher A good church is a Bible-centered church. Nothing is as important as this--not a large congregation, a witty pastor, or tangible experiences of the Holy Spirit. Alistair Begg biblicalimportantwitty To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it. Andre Maurois too-muchhumorwitty«1234567891011»
