Quotes by Witty Every time a message seems to grab us, and we think, 'I just might try it,' we are at the nexus of choice and persuasion that is advertising. Andrew Hacker wisewittythinking But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. Andrew Marvell humoroustimewitty It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that. Andy Borowitz technologywittypeople Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney technologyworkwitty When I got my first TV set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships with other people. Andy Warhol caringwittyfunny Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand. Angela Lambert wittysexhands And they're [Coen brothers] so smart, they're so witty, they have such an extraordinary way of communicating with an audience in a such a clean way - with just a few lines or just a gesture from a character, they say so much. Angelina Jolie smartbrotherwitty My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra. Angie Dickinson motherwittyfunny If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else. Ann Landers wittyfunnychildren The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie. Ann Landers truthwittypositive Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers catdogwitty Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training. Anna Freud educationalwittyinspirational My main problem is that over and over again, I try to get all my characters to say stuff that I think is so witty or erudite you know, so that everybody will go. Anne Lamott wittycharacterthinking It is terribly amusing how many different climates of feelings one can go through in one day. Anne Morrow Lindbergh one-dayfeelingswitty I feel like there's an obsession with pace right now in theater, with things being very fast and very witty and very loud, and I think we're all so freaked out about theater keeping audiences interested because everybody's so freaked out about theater becoming irrelevant. Annie Baker pacewittythinking Elgar is not manic enough to be Russian, not witty or pointilliste enough to be French, not harmonically simple enough to be Italian and not stodgy enough to be German. We arrive at his Englishry by pure elimination. Anthony Burgess italiansimplewitty The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time. Antoine de Saint-Exupery letting-gowittyfunny Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less. Antoine de Saint-Exupery wittytryinglying Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent. Antoine Rivarol wittytalkingpeople Under every stone lurks a politician. Aristophanes politicspoliticalwitty«1234567891011»
