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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no m... by Aristotle Onassis

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Aristotle Onassis
funny-love money witty
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal befor... by Aristotle

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

Aristotle
equality witty men
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. by Aristotle

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

Aristotle
philosophical witty inspirational

Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.

Aristotle
equality witty men
Wit is educated insolence. by Aristotle

Wit is educated insolence.

Aristotle
humorous witty inspirational
Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty. by Aristotle

Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

Aristotle
melancholy witty men

Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth them up to bee excellent Philosophers, Poets, Prophets, etc.

Aristotle
etc witty men
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyr... by Arnold Schwarzenegger

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

Arnold Schwarzenegger
success witty funny
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. by Arnold Schwarzenegger

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
humorous witty funny
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. by Arnold Schwarzenegger

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
motivational-sports witty funny
How can I lose to such an idiot? by Aron Nimzowitsch

How can I lose to such an idiot?

Aron Nimzowitsch
humorous witty funny
I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in. by Art Buchwald

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

Art Buchwald
powerful witty funny

I don't believe any experiment until it is confirmed by theory. I find this is a witty inversion of "conventional" wisdom.

Arthur Eddington
theory witty believe

Yet as I cast my eye over the whole course of science I behold instances of false science, even more pretentious and popular than that of Einstein gradually fading into ineptitude under the searchlight; and I have no doubt that there will arise a new generation who will look with a wonder and amazement, deeper than now accompany Einstein, at our galaxy of thinkers, men of science, popular critics, authoritative professors and witty dramatists, who have been satisfied to waive their common sense in view of Einstein's absurdities.

Arthur Lynch
eye witty science

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Arthur Schopenhauer
truth witty inspirational

Before the Internet, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life.

Ashish Chauhan
technology witty mean
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. by Auguste Rodin

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

Auguste Rodin
block witty art
Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things. by Augustus Hare

Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.

Augustus Hare
truth all-things witty

Government 'help' to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off.

Ayn Rand
government business witty

The worst guilt is to accept an undeserved guilt — and that is what you have been doing all your life.

Ayn Rand
accepting guilt witty
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