Quotes by Witty If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis funny-lovemoneywitty The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. Aristotle equalitywittymen It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle philosophicalwittyinspirational Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal. Aristotle equalitywittymen Wit is educated insolence. Aristotle humorouswittyinspirational Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty. Aristotle melancholywittymen Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth them up to bee excellent Philosophers, Poets, Prophets, etc. Aristotle etcwittymen I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? Arnold Schwarzenegger successwittyfunny I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. Arnold Schwarzenegger humorouswittyfunny It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger motivational-sportswittyfunny How can I lose to such an idiot? Aron Nimzowitsch humorouswittyfunny I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in. Art Buchwald powerfulwittyfunny I don't believe any experiment until it is confirmed by theory. I find this is a witty inversion of "conventional" wisdom. Arthur Eddington theorywittybelieve Yet as I cast my eye over the whole course of science I behold instances of false science, even more pretentious and popular than that of Einstein gradually fading into ineptitude under the searchlight; and I have no doubt that there will arise a new generation who will look with a wonder and amazement, deeper than now accompany Einstein, at our galaxy of thinkers, men of science, popular critics, authoritative professors and witty dramatists, who have been satisfied to waive their common sense in view of Einstein's absurdities. Arthur Lynch eyewittyscience All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. Arthur Schopenhauer truthwittyinspirational Before the Internet, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life. Ashish Chauhan technologywittymean I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. Auguste Rodin blockwittyart Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things. Augustus Hare truthall-thingswitty Government 'help' to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off. Ayn Rand governmentbusinesswitty The worst guilt is to accept an undeserved guilt — and that is what you have been doing all your life. Ayn Rand acceptingguiltwitty«1234567891011»
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